Really, it is getting really funny, amusing, ridiculous, unbelievable!!!Oh whatever, it got to be hilarious.

I thought I was having a bad dream or maybe I was hallucinating (I have this exploding head syndrome and often experience sleep paralysis while drifting to sleep) when I heard strange noises two nights ago. The strange sound was gone once I regain full consciousness. I chose to believe that I was dreaming and not encountering some ghostly happenings.

And last night, I heard it again! I was fully awake and not imagining anything. Guess what! I could actually hear the sound made by the couple upstairs while they were having some intimate fun! OMG!!! I won’t touch on the content of the whole episode, except I could heard furniture shaking and lots of funny sound.

Confirm not scary sound made by ghost, however, there is no way I could verify. I can’t possibly go upstairs and knock on their door like what my neighbour did. The soundproofing of this place is really like…errr… 豆腐渣？我的天哪！

Zeeyau and her best friend, Julia, in school. Oh man, this girl speaks perfect Mandarin (and so does her mom!)

They are on the same school bus and she is a really sunny and cheerful girl (quite loud too, hah). I guess that’s why Zeeyau likes to play with Julia, I think she always looks up to bigger girls.

Oh, Zeeyau also told me Julia plaits her hair into “four buns” everyday. That might be another reason that intrigue Zeeyau and makes Julia special to her.

 
Really, there is a listing for selling dead mosquitoes on the web, at 1rmb +5rmb shipping cost.

And the seller is advertising it as “纯天然产品，保证是天然蚊子，人造不出来的。保证亲手拍死 本人售出的蚊子标本，一律全手工不借助任何工具”！